Have a suggestion for a new event? Ever wonder what makes Mike tick? Curious as to how such a handsome man can manage to be so single? Want to know the meaning of life? All these questions and more can be addressed if you ASK MIKE!* **
*The views herein are those solely of Mike and may not be the same as those of St. Mary's, St. Helen's, LifeTeen SMASH, Holy Mothers Collaborative, LifeTeen International, the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Boston, the Vatican, the Roman Catholic Church, or any other person/party.
**Also, no party other than Mike is responsible for possible (but unlikely) incorrect answers.***
***But seriously, Mike is like never wrong... Just ask him.+
+I dare you to actually ask him that. Unless it has already been asked, in which case, ask him something else.-
-In case you didn't notice, the print keeps getting smaller and smaller... and more pointless. Seriously, what are you doing way down here? Why are you even reading this?